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[AoD: Survival]

Hmm.

I love defense games, and this one is pretty alright. The graphics, were fucking, amazing, best I've seen for a defense game yet. That's ALL this game is though ... nothing really ... special. I mean, shit, you don't even have machine guns in this one, EITHER. Where the hell are my goddamn machine guns? How do you expect me to mow down enemies without a goddamn machine gun? Please ... for the love of any fuckin sanity ... add a goddamn machine gun, to your next one ... if you make it.

[Armor Games Snowball 2008]

Wtf.

I can't seem to get passed the whole "Enter you name" part. I type in my name, and hit enter ....... nothing. Okay, so I hit the "or click here" button ......... nothing. I spam press the "or click here" button and enter ......... nothing. Wtf?

[bob's revenge]

Hmm.

I know you said that this game isn't an attack-spam game ... but IMO, I think it would make the game a helluva lot better. You tried to take a simple game and make it more complex than needed. When you made it complex, you made it glitchy, like the people below me have already pointed out. Otherwise, it wasn't all that bad.

thedo12 responds:

dear Getorix I read yuo review and I love it please review all my other entrys

[CORE]

Uh....

Give us a choice to go to a tutorial dammit! I couldn't play this game because it would come up with the "Please check this blah blah blah ... " and a list of things to buy. If I pressed "Next" nothing would happen, and if I pressed "Okay" it would just come up with a blank thing behind the "please check" text. There's not a damn thing I can do about it, so I give this a zero. Please fix this!

[Squares and Blades]

Very buggy.

I thought it was a good idea for a game, but it was way too buggy for me to enjoy. Almost every 3 turns, I would lose a turn, or my players would just lose all of their move points. This continuous annoyance really pissed me off. I did enjoy the fact that you kept adding new creatures in so you could increase your character, but a level system would be better, it's tried and true. Very good game, but please, fix the bugs.

[Hero RPG]

Uh...

The battle system doesn't work... and hasn't this been submitted before... a few years ago? I remember beating a game just like this at least 10 times... I'm gonna check.

LonLonRanch responds:

The battle system doesn't work because you must have skipped the instructions. It hasn't been submitted before, but I have an older game that is of a similar style.

[Fold]

Very challenging!

Such an original concept man. This game is great, the graphics are really nice, and the gameplay is challenging as hell! I really enjoy this game, it's a great fucking game. I got to like the 5th level the "S-Pattern" or whatever stage, and couldn't beat it... but it's still fun as hell! My 5 are belong to this!

[ButtonHunt]

This was okay.

A lot better than the other one. This one is actually slightly challenging.

[wall avoider 2]

Coulda been done better.

A lot of these games have been done a lot better. In the beginning, the loading screen you know... you have the "death rate" and the thing you control there, and when it falls you die and it racks up your deaths for in game. The graphics were okay, these kinds of games don't need that great of graphics anway. The controls seemed a bit sluggish... you didn't move very fast and for things moving, it was very easy to kill you. Just try and fix these things and it will be a good game.