Getorix's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FlashText]

No.

To the both of you, andy and laurence, this is just fucking microsoft word with a bunch of useless shit, OH AND OH MY FREAKING GOSH I CAN SEND EMAILS THROUGH A WORD DOCUMENT?! OH MY GOSH NO FREAKING WAAAAAAAAAAAY. Yeah, that's one of the useless fucking things I'm talking about. This is a good idea, but not something for newgrounds.

andy70707 responds:

umm, yeah, but this was made with flash, and word was made with C++ (probably) so what do you expect? for me to make something BETTER than microsoft word in FLASH?

[I want gold!]

This was just dumb.

The physics were horrible ... and the whole way to throw it was bad. If you repolish it, make it a little easier to throw, it would be a lot better.

[Click Mania]

Quite horrible.

The whole idea behind this is pretty bad, just everything about it is bad ... try some other way to be original man.

[Vinnie's Shooting Yard 3]

Was ok.

Wasn't the greatest, interesting concept. The only problem I had was the whole fact that when the camera moved it moved the crosshairs with it, and I would've had perfect shots if it weren't for that fact.

[Anaksha: Female Assassin]

Wow.

This game woulda been a lot better if it hadn't been just about killing men beating women. Yeah, it's horrible and it happens, but jesus christ dude, it's not every fucking woman in the world. Game itself was ok, but I don't want to sit through a bunch of fucking bullshit about how woman was beating and you want to take vengeance against that guy and that's why you're killing him. I'm more interested in killing the fucker and getting to the next level. A story is good for a game but come on dude, next time you make a game, make a game with a more interesting storyline. Not one about every single fucking guy out there beating on their wifes, and you want to kill them.

ArifRocks responds:

I'm guessing you didn't play it through til the end, right? Cos if you did you would have realised the emotional issues she has and why she did it.

[MindFeed]

Hmm

I liked it. Was interesting when it seemed mysterious, but after reading your comments, and did the "walkthrough" it wasn't so much anymore. Just little things that were different. And btw, it gave me a 13, not a 51. My original score was 18 ... wtf?

K-Guare responds:

No no, that thing i put in the authors comments was
for the people that thought the
number at the end was a Random number.
Those steps proved that (if followed correctly),
it isn't a random number script at the end (since we get the same number for the same results).
But mysterious was exactly what i was looking for,
glad you liked it! :]

[Circle of Pain]

Nice.

This game is pretty good, but it does get boring after a few rounds. It's just the same thing over and over again. And To one of your responses a few below me, he doesn't mean put it on the internet, he means to make it multiplayer. I totally agree with him, make it so that people can play each other, instead of just AI. I think that's what this game needs, is multiplayer.

TheMillz responds:

Again, multiplayer was a great idea. However it would have probly added another 2 months on development time, and if this type of game was accepted, we would have tried to add it in a sequel. We also had plans for a level editor, some really cool new types of traps, transitioning to the circles from flat ground and back, challenges, the whole 9 yards. Mabey it will happen one day.

[The Fur Fighters]

MM'mm cruelty.

I just love cruelty in my food, and in my clothing. It's that thing that gives it it's extra little KICK to it, know what I mean? I don't sleep well at night unless I know I ate me a creature that was tortured when it was alive. mm'mm cruelty, it's never tasted so good!

[Animal Athletics]

Bad. Just plain bad.

The only good one, which has been done many many times, is the javelin throw. It's the only one that actually WORKS. You can barely move at all with the hurdles, and can't even jump on the pole vault. I will be running at top speed, place the pole down, and my head gets cut off, no matter when I plant it. It's either that or my dumbass thing just runs right through it... wtf? Please work on these things, and it would be a good game. The graphics were really nice, very appealing, and the animation was very nice and smooth ... just the gameplay was horrid.

Matmi responds:

I don't know what your problem is. Everybody seems to be able to play the game well. Thats why the scoreboard is full of brilliant scores.

Have you got the latest version of flash?