Getorix's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Human Apocalypse]

Dumb.

Zanzlanz responds:

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[Ninjistics]

Not bad.

For something quick I guess. I mean there wasn't much to it, just something that coulda been whipped up in a couple of days I presume. I liked the fact that the walls didn't kill you themselves, as many others do, which is irritating, but this game still doesn't stand out amongst the others. One little bug I found is that when you do the jumping obstacle, every now and then you will get stuck in the wall and have to jump out of it, which really fucks ya up. Other than all that, not bad.

lbwebgames responds:

lol yeah thanks, only just noticed that bug.

[Hobo Brawl]

Very nice.

This game did remind me of Dad n Me, like I'm sure a lot of people have said. It was ineresting though. I really loved the ending, too true. Music was good, fighting system was good, although the combos seemed a bit more for comedy than any actual use. I found the best way to win was to just button mash, finger dancing between A and S. Some improvements would've have been to customize your bum, some unlockables, new weapons, and a random name generator for the people. Just some little things, nothing great, just interesting little bits and peices to keep the gamer a little more interested in the game, even though the game is pretty good by itself. It just seemed a little too short for me though. Add a few more levels with all the other stuff I listed above, and you got yourself a grade A fucking game my friend.

SeethingSwarm responds:

Thanks for the great input! I like all your ideas man!

[Portal War]

Uhm.

Is this supposed to be like a beta or something? I played it, and when we fought, no one got hurt, and my opponent always got the power up, even if he was nowhere near it. The selection of characters is very very small, and the attacks seemed pretty .. weak. Graphics were decent, probably the only thing that was worked on it seems. I would hardly call this game a finished product, very far from finished. I'd say another month or so before it actually would be finished. Good attempt, I guess.

smith1302 responds:

No it's not beta. Maybe you didn't play long enough to see a difference in health. I updated the game with like half the health because it takes so long ti kill people.

[Z-Rox]

Ok...

I am convinced that number 11 does not exist. At least not on my keyboard. I literally, hit every single key on this keyboard, any of them that would produce a letter or symbol, and it would tell me I'm wrong. If you have to put in some ascii code for it, you're an ass. I literally hit, every single key on this damn keyboard. Good concept though, wasn't very hard until number 11, because well it's not that it's hard, it's just that it doesn't exist.

Evil-Dog responds:

well didn't you check the tutorial? it can be anything, numbers, letters, shapes, objects, answers are in english and can be words...

[Arsenal 2: Romanov Files]

Fucking awesome.

The only problems I found were that the whole reload system was a bit slow, it got annoying that there was a lag between every bullet fired, and sometimes the briefing wasn't clear enough. The major problem, your little "get them to my website" dealy thing. Cheap man, real cheap. The game was just great though, I really enjoyed the game. Real buzz kill for the end though, cheap bastard =P.

mexipino responds:

lol. Sorry dude.... orders are orders. My sponsor wants it, so I add it. Thanks for your review.

[The '90's Kid' Quiz]

Hmm

Yeah, this is just a survey taken from places like myspace and shit. Good thievery =). And Wally? His name is Waldo. Who the fuck calls him wally? All in all, you did a good job, but what the fuck with all the english (i guess) shows? Fresh Prince and Sesame St were the only american ones you showed...

ColdRicePudding responds:

"For the initial UK release of Martin Handford's book in 1987, he titled the character "Wally". The "Where's Waldo" trademark was adapted for 28 countries. In addition to language translation, each franchise gave a new name and personality to the character. However the most successful of the franchises, even surpassing the original "Wally" brand, was the North American adaptation, "Where's Waldo?" - Wikipedia

As I'm A true English 90s Kid, I call him Wally as thats his original name.
Thanks for the review =]

[Jigsaw: Old Ship]

You truly have caught the Jigsaw spirit...

Or something. It was something to do, nothing to be featured on newgrounds. Way to think outside the box, sorta. The only thing I found to be a slip up, though not a bad thing, only thing that kept me playing, was the you could just pile all the peices together, and grab a random one, move it around the pile and things would start to collect together. Only thing that made it interesting, tbh.

JanArve responds:

haha, thats also a way to do the jigsaw puzzle ;) nice one though :P never thought of that

[Fetish Dressup V.1.0]

HAHAHAH

Dude ... feet fetish fuck ... hahahaha what the fuck ... that's even lamer than hentai. I just hope this shit doesn't become a trend ... oh fuck ...

MeEncantaPuertoRico responds:

Oh ho ho ho HAHA HA wait and seeeeeeeeEEEEEE

[FlashText]

No.

To the both of you, andy and laurence, this is just fucking microsoft word with a bunch of useless shit, OH AND OH MY FREAKING GOSH I CAN SEND EMAILS THROUGH A WORD DOCUMENT?! OH MY GOSH NO FREAKING WAAAAAAAAAAAY. Yeah, that's one of the useless fucking things I'm talking about. This is a good idea, but not something for newgrounds.

andy70707 responds:

umm, yeah, but this was made with flash, and word was made with C++ (probably) so what do you expect? for me to make something BETTER than microsoft word in FLASH?