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[Anaksha: Female Assassin]

Wow.

This game woulda been a lot better if it hadn't been just about killing men beating women. Yeah, it's horrible and it happens, but jesus christ dude, it's not every fucking woman in the world. Game itself was ok, but I don't want to sit through a bunch of fucking bullshit about how woman was beating and you want to take vengeance against that guy and that's why you're killing him. I'm more interested in killing the fucker and getting to the next level. A story is good for a game but come on dude, next time you make a game, make a game with a more interesting storyline. Not one about every single fucking guy out there beating on their wifes, and you want to kill them.

ArifRocks responds:

I'm guessing you didn't play it through til the end, right? Cos if you did you would have realised the emotional issues she has and why she did it.

[MindFeed]

Hmm

I liked it. Was interesting when it seemed mysterious, but after reading your comments, and did the "walkthrough" it wasn't so much anymore. Just little things that were different. And btw, it gave me a 13, not a 51. My original score was 18 ... wtf?

K-Guare responds:

No no, that thing i put in the authors comments was
for the people that thought the
number at the end was a Random number.
Those steps proved that (if followed correctly),
it isn't a random number script at the end (since we get the same number for the same results).
But mysterious was exactly what i was looking for,
glad you liked it! :]

[Circle of Pain]

Nice.

This game is pretty good, but it does get boring after a few rounds. It's just the same thing over and over again. And To one of your responses a few below me, he doesn't mean put it on the internet, he means to make it multiplayer. I totally agree with him, make it so that people can play each other, instead of just AI. I think that's what this game needs, is multiplayer.

TheMillz responds:

Again, multiplayer was a great idea. However it would have probly added another 2 months on development time, and if this type of game was accepted, we would have tried to add it in a sequel. We also had plans for a level editor, some really cool new types of traps, transitioning to the circles from flat ground and back, challenges, the whole 9 yards. Mabey it will happen one day.

[Animal Athletics]

Bad. Just plain bad.

The only good one, which has been done many many times, is the javelin throw. It's the only one that actually WORKS. You can barely move at all with the hurdles, and can't even jump on the pole vault. I will be running at top speed, place the pole down, and my head gets cut off, no matter when I plant it. It's either that or my dumbass thing just runs right through it... wtf? Please work on these things, and it would be a good game. The graphics were really nice, very appealing, and the animation was very nice and smooth ... just the gameplay was horrid.

Matmi responds:

I don't know what your problem is. Everybody seems to be able to play the game well. Thats why the scoreboard is full of brilliant scores.

Have you got the latest version of flash?

[The Puzzle Game]

I've never played this game before.

And this game truly is a cerebral-fucker ... or am i just too dumb to play it? =P. Love all of your work, and this game is no different. Very nice game, keep up the good work guys.

The-Swain responds:

After a while the clues start to speak to you, trust me. It becomes less about figuring it out and more about balancing the IF/THEN's of a logic game :)

[bob's revenge]

Hmm.

I know you said that this game isn't an attack-spam game ... but IMO, I think it would make the game a helluva lot better. You tried to take a simple game and make it more complex than needed. When you made it complex, you made it glitchy, like the people below me have already pointed out. Otherwise, it wasn't all that bad.

thedo12 responds:

dear Getorix I read yuo review and I love it please review all my other entrys

[Hero RPG]

Uh...

The battle system doesn't work... and hasn't this been submitted before... a few years ago? I remember beating a game just like this at least 10 times... I'm gonna check.

LonLonRanch responds:

The battle system doesn't work because you must have skipped the instructions. It hasn't been submitted before, but I have an older game that is of a similar style.

[Jailbroken]

Wow.

This game is seriously shit. The cop can see you through walls, and there are invisible walls blocking you from getting somewhere. The graphics, oh god the graphics. Please try again, if you're being serious about this. I gave 1 star for effort.

sebbeshs responds:

Yes I Was Serious. Well, Now To Overall Improvement...

[Windows Problematic Ver.]

What?

How did this get out of review? This is lame. There's no skill involved with this peice of trash-flash. The graphics are horrible, and all the jokes are lame.

soja123 responds:

I said I focused on the jokes faggot.And you don't understand them,u're not smart enough,i say.

[Zombie Kill Adventure]

Uhhh...

I got killed by something that I had just killed... wtf? Plus, graphics are kinda bad... controls were okay.

ShirkDeio responds:

I wish I could understand the problem, I've never seen that glitch. Sorry you didn't like the graphics, and let me know how I can make the controls better. Thank you for reviewing :)