Score: 7

"Meh"

submission: Kill The Spartan

date: September 28, 2009

This was pretty lame. Poor attempt at being extreme. The first one and the cardiac arrest ones were pretty intense but the others, especially the crazyjay one sucked ass.

Score: 10

"Huge fan."

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody

date: June 28, 2009

Of all your work. Please, release the video of Starfire and Raven gettin it on. Would be the shit. And more of Jynx too ... maybe they could haves a threesome yes?

But great work dude, always enjoy your work. Erotic while still quite artistic.

Score: 2

"Horrible physics."

submission: Minitrain

date: June 26, 2009

I put shit where they were supposed to go, I mean it was blatantly obvious on the second level ... and yet the train still goes flying and breaks apart. Also, why does the shit fly when you try to turn it and it barely touches the ground?

Score: 7

"Wtf?"

submission: Plazma Burst: FTP

date: June 26, 2009

This game was pretty bad, but was still a lot of fun. That is until I got to one of the levels, and missed my jump ... and I had to restart? That's just RETARDED. I did like how there was no ammo clip, unlimited ammo ... awesome. Just don't like how the enemies can sit there and shoot their rockets three times faster than you can. Was really annoying when close up. Good work though.

Score: 9

"Jump doesn't work!"

submission: Doom Triple Pack

date: May 12, 2009

I loved it. Doom, Heretic, and Hexen are by far the best shooters ever made. The only problem I had with this shit, is JUMP DOES NOT WORK! I switched around the button to five different configurations and it still never worked. Everything else, though was right on.

Score: 2

"Nice music."

submission: Sky Sling

date: May 12, 2009

Only thing I found good about this game. Great idea, but the whole little circle around your sling got ANNOYING AS PISS. I want to launch the shit, not barely fuckin tap it. A line or something coming from the ball would be nice, would really like to know where I'm shootin at. Good music though.

Score: 2

"Horrible."

submission: Patapon 2 The Art Of War

date: March 25, 2009

I give you 2 stars for originality. Although a boring rhythm game, it was original in the execution of the game itself.

Although, originality doesn't make much for a game. The timing on the whole "rhythm" (or what it REALLY is, is BEAT) was off. I play drums, have for the passed 10+ years, and know how to keep a beat and follow a beat with my hand, but apparently this game is no good at keeping a beat.

Score: 9

"Fuck twilight."

submission: Twilight: The Broodening

date: March 22, 2009

That movie is retarded beyond belief, and you nailed em basically on the head, every single thing retarded about it.

And btw, all tales about vampires and shit, depict them having super human strength and speed, so the whole thing about the bus or whatever, you're wrong. It was the only part the movie got right.

The skin crystallizes when you die! I swear!

Score: 7

"Great."

submission: Fear Unlimited Issue2

date: March 22, 2009

Except for the same thing the guy below me said.

The bugs are horrendous. You need to make the hit box on your guy, a LOT smaller. I kept getting hit by things that weren't close to me at all. Also, I would dodge an attack, and then I'd get hit, as if it were delayed. The shooting in the game is ok, but the speed needs to be better, I would sit and press the shoot button as quick as I could and my guy would stand there, shoot once every once and a while. Special attacks seemed to not want to work in certain areas, like the tonfas' down + attack special, doesn't work on the second level while in the air. Also, many times I would fall, and then would fall of the screen, but enemies would be able to hit me, and kill me.

The difficulty was no problem, I enjoyed it, cept when the bugs would get in the way and I'd end up dead in two hits. It really pissed me off to find out that enemies can block attacks, but you the player, cannot. Makes no sense. At all.

I really liked this game, and it was a really good follow up of the last one, which I really liked too, but the bugs are just too much for me to enjoy this game. Keep up the good work man!

Score: 9

"Hmm."

submission: Roger's Magic 8 Ball

date: November 10, 2008

I pretty much disagree with everything egoraptor said.

I thought everything about the game was fun. All but the whole charge up thing ... I thought it was pretty pointless. I found the best strategy was just to mash the A button as much as possible when the ball came near you, seeing as how the hitbox for the ball was pretty ridiculous.

I found the characters that you hit to be funny, but for a shortwhile ... the explosions made no sense, making it even funnier. Not sure what everyone is complaining about, guess they just don't really know how to play games.

Keep up the good work! :)